lukehemmerz
cuddlyhemming:

cuddlyhemming:

I HAD THIS AS MY PHONE BACKGROUND AND MY GREAT AUNT WALKED PAST ME AND SAID
“Aw, is that your boyfriend? He seems cute, and quirky, and athletic.”
I WAS KIND OF FROZEN BUT I WAS JUST LIKE OH YEAH FOR SURE AND THEN SHE LEANED DOWN AND WHISPERED
“but sweet heart he looks like he has a pretty small dingle dangle, and might not grow up that good looking, I’ll pray for him during his puberty for you.”
LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW



HOLY SHIT THE NOTES THOUGH

cuddlyhemming:

cuddlyhemming:

I HAD THIS AS MY PHONE BACKGROUND AND MY GREAT AUNT WALKED PAST ME AND SAID

“Aw, is that your boyfriend? He seems cute, and quirky, and athletic.”

I WAS KIND OF FROZEN BUT I WAS JUST LIKE OH YEAH FOR SURE AND THEN SHE LEANED DOWN AND WHISPERED

but sweet heart he looks like he has a pretty small dingle dangle, and might not grow up that good looking, I’ll pray for him during his puberty for you.

LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW

HOLY SHIT THE NOTES THOUGH